At the office Christmas party, I started out with a Bacardi. I didn't get soused, But, right now, I'm lost! It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! I had a beer at my brother's, Had egg nog at my mother's, Then two bottles of wine. Which automobile's mine? It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! Someone caught me dancing with a snowman. Policemen came and put me in their car. They asked, 'Are you drunk?' And I said, 'No, man, But could you drop me off at the next bar?' I guess my wife must be missing; Who's this dog that I kissing? They say his name's 'Spot', And he likes me...a lot!! It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! I was looking for a lady I could dance with, And so I stood beneath the mistletoes. Someone said, 'You'd have a better chance if You take the lamp shade off and put back on your clothes'! Well it's time to be going. I'm naked! Is it still snowing? It's time I should leave, But I'll be back New Year's Eve!!! It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! Have you seen my hat; I wouldn't want to freeze! What a party!! Don't you wish you were me?!?!?
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