Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is required. Etiquette and Behavior: EB101: PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut EB102: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Just Give Us The Credit Cards) EB103: How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong EB104: Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere Except In The Bathroom EB105: You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Damn Well Please EB106: How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children EB107: Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Your Vocabulary EB108: Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary General Electives: GE101: You, The Weaker Sex GE102: Mother-in-Laws Are People Too GE103: The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous GE104: Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home GE105: You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked Home Economics: HE101: You Too Can Do Housework HE102: How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray HE103: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks") HE104: Garbage - Getting It To The Curb HE105: Get A Life - Learn To Cook HE106: How To Put Down A Toilet Seat (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet") HE107: How To Tolerate Bras And Pantyhose Hanging In The Bathroom HE108: How To Color-Coordinate HE109: Aiming Techniques During Urination HE110: Overcoming Electronic Gadgetry Obsession Interpersonal Relationships: IR101: Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am IR102: Reasons To Give Flowers IR103: Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Often Bullshit IR104: Romanticism - Other Ideas Beyond Sex IR105: Marriage - Those Who Talk And Play Together, Stay Together Life Skills: LS101: Combatting Stupidity LS102: Parenting Roles Beyond Initial Conception LS103: Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right LS104: Understanding Your Financial Incompetence LS105: How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost LS106: The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency LS107: Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes LS108: You Too Can Be A Designated Driver LS109: Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works! LS110: You Don't Really Need That Porsche After Thinning Hair And Mid-Life Crisis LS111: Knowing When To Stop And Ask For Directions When Lost On The Road Sex Education: SE101: How To Stay Awake After Sex SE102: Fall Semester: You Really Can Fall Asleep Without Doing It, If You Really Try. Spring Semester: The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake In The Morning, Take A Cold Shower SE103: Why Women Enjoy Giving Head About As Much As Men Enjoy Taking Out The Garbage SE104: How To Interpret A Female "No" Reply When She Really Means "NO" SE105: How To Interpret A Female "No" Reply When She Really Means "Yes" SE106: Variations On Sex Positions (formerly called "Women Like To Be On Top Sometimes Too") SE107: Alternatives To Handle Cases Of Sudden Erection SE108: Foreplay - The Slow And Easy Appetizer Preceding The Main Meal
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