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“It's not just the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.”

Sir Edmond Hillary
  
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Everywhere is within . . . Steven Wright 138
Curiosity killed . . . Steven Wright 107
I intend to . . . Steven Wright 116
A lot of people . . . Steven Wright 115
I busted a mirror . . . Steven Wright 110
I bought some . . . Steven Wright 111
TV is chewing . . . Frank Lloyd Wright 105
The only time . . . Natalie Wood 112
I used to be . . . Mae West 58
Between two evils . . . Mae West 55
The superfluous . . . Voltaire 49
Cross country . . . Steven Wright 89
There is no sadder . . . Mark Twain 51
If truth is . . . Lily Tomlin 106
I think serial . . . Tracey Ullman 57
As I get older . . . Tracey Ullman 54
Go to Heaven . . . Mark Twain 53
You want a friend . . . Harry S. Truman 112
Get your facts . . . Mark Twain 56
Honesty is the . . . Mark Twain 53
Advertisements . . . Mark Twain 56
By trying we can . . . Mark Twain 56
Oh, the tiger . . . George Bernard Shaw 71
If love is . . . Lily Tomlin 87
I always wanted . . . Lily Tomlin 74
A government that . . . George Bernard Shaw 66
I have a love . . . Arnold Schwarzenegger 88
We learn from . . . George Bernard Shaw 70
Smoking kills . . . Brooke Shields 73
All right everyone . . . Casey Stengel 72
There comes a . . . Casey Stengel 67
Women are wiser . . . James Thurber 77
I have a new . . . Charles M. Schulz 92
Women are like . . . Eleanor Roosevelt 82
One man's folly . . . Helen Rowland 81
I wonder if other . . . Rita Rudner 86
In Hollywood a . . . Rita Rudner 86
I would never . . . Bertrand Russell 88
Be able to go . . . Marilyn vos Savant 92
I'm an idealist . . . Carl Sandburg 87
Have enough sense . . . Marilyn vos Savant 95
All you need . . . Charles M. Schulz 83
My computer beat . . . Emo Philips 52
I'm not a real . . . Will Rogers 39
I was sleeping . . . Emo Philips 55
If God wanted . . . Joan Rivers 48
Never floss . . . Joan Rivers 40
I knew I was . . . Joan Rivers 44
Recession is when . . . Ronald Reagan 53
I don't have a . . . Paula Poundstone 57
 
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